Seriously you know what is hard? Pooping when you have your period. Your all cramping and want to die and then you have to poop and I swear you can push for days but nothing happens.
22. far from living the dream, but loving every second of it.
Seriously you know what is hard? Pooping when you have your period. Your all cramping and want to die and then you have to poop and I swear you can push for days but nothing happens.
I get to enjoy that for about 20 minutes, 30 if there’s traffic. Then as soon as I walk in the door at home its straight back to the awful feeling. Why? Because I’m a health care worker by day and a mom/taxi driver/professional maid/executive chef/bank/booboo kisser/referee every second I’m not at work. Sometimes it sucks coming home too. I’m exhausted 24/7. I wake up tired. I go to work tired. I come home tired. I fall asleep if I sit still for 5 minutes. Moms are known for “totally flipping out for no reason” when actually if YOU’D GIVE HER A FUCKING TEN MINUTE BREAK SHE PROBABLY WOULDN’T BOTTLE IT ALL UP INSIDE AND THEN FLIP OUT WHEN YOU DON’T CHANGE THE TP ROLL. Moms are people too. Being a mom is what I am, but it’s not all that I am. I’m a music loving, dancing in the kitchen to no music, sappy movie watching, pot smoking, tequila shot loving individual who also happens to be a mom. Give me a breather every once in a while and let me forget my troubles
Do your job! - Jake Likes Onions
Unboxed #KushKargo got a nice Bubbler, sword dabber, dab mat, dab container, lighter, juicy Jay papers, 420 wipes and not pictured: black storage container. Not too bad to 40$
when the caffeine wears off and suddenly you’re lying face down on your bed like a dried apricot with zero sense of space or time
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this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
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